Electronics Entertainment Expo 2006
 

Well now, this year was a lot like last year, which was a lot like last year, which was a lot like last year, and yeah, I guess the Dreamcast didn't make a showing this year but that was about the only difference. Every game looked about the same really. They all offer guns and killing and a protagonist so handsome and cool, he should have his own line of clothing. Oh, and whoever wins the Pac-man Beetle, you should take me out for a drive. It's only fair.

Wow! Nothing worth seeing, right? Yeah, that's about how it was.