Electronics Entertainment Expo 2005
 

Didn't get a chance to go to E3 this year? Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Some new consoles will be released soon with graphics that have been established on PCs for over half a year and a GameBoy so small I could accidentally inhale it while playing Pokémon. Even though nothing truly amazing was being demoed let me fill you in on what I saw there during the couple of hours I spent away from the Eidos area (and no, I didn't visit Kentia Hall).

Wasn't E3 2005 just chalked full of surprises?!